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So, not sure if you've heard, until further notice, I am declaring Fubar's parents to be instafail. The reason for this being the following. As we all know, we rushed Fubar home today when he got a call from his mom essentially saying it was his fault his dad didn't bring his phone and was too foolish to look in the chapel where we ALWAYS are. I texted him later checking if there were any consequences. And, once again stating that his dad didn't look hard enough, he took away his computer...this is how they reward him for getting through AP's, getting home on time consecutively, and not lying to them. So obviously we won't be hearing from him for a while...AbsoFUCKINGlutely INSTAFAIL.
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( 3 / 64 )I really don't know why I put '....' at the end of my subject line. Usually, its meant to entice a reader to get into an article but since we don't really post that often on Yelsew, people read whatever post is new so there's really no point to '....' is there?
And btw, check out me getting organized the SOAP way....lol
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( 3 / 91 )Him: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Her: Aight.
Him: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Her: I slip out of my pants, just for you,
Him: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Her: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Him: Me too baby.
Her: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Him: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Her: Hey...
Him: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Her: Funny I still don't see it.
Him: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
Her: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Him: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Him: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Her: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
Him: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Him: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Him: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Him: Baby?
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( 2.8 / 74 )So I've been thinking about Terrence's position on ninjas and pirates for a while and have come to respect his opinion having been a pirate myself in high school (will explain later if you haven't heard that story before). That being said, I'm considering a title change from "Terrence the Thief," to something a little more navy based. I mean no disrespect, but thief does tie into the stealthy nature of ninjas, while the sea is undoubtedly realm of pirate-types. Just trying to help things evole to fit better. I'll consider title suggestions as long as they're within reason. And PLEASE post more, the site's kind of boring if only Fubar and I post.
Post title suggestions in comments.
{EDIT}: BTW, bitches don't know 'bout my mad MS Paint skillz. ------------------->>>>>
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