Idle threats make for overboard opportunities 
Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 07:21 AM
If you care to read the previous post's comments, one would observe an offhanded threat by fubar, involving me breaking the site's format with my comedic 'abortion' avatar. It went along the lines of "I'd resize but my comp is dead, so you do it before I replace it with something humiliating," which (you have to admit fubar) was pretty stupid. First off, your comp is dead, and I highly doubt your mom lets you keep much ammo for your teddy bear obsession on her mac, so what material would you have to use? Second, threatening me will only breed gleeful compitition, and seeing how no rules have been set, its only logical that a game of 'Calvin-Ball' must ensue (if you do not understand then Kendar gains +1 free slaps). Its like Mao meets Ampgard. I look forward to giving you nightmares.

Ima chargin' mah shoop da woop. HABEEB IT!!!

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perfect wallpapers 
Saturday, November 4, 2006, 07:57 AM
OK so i'm not sure of 2 things: 1. whether the e-mail links are up (relevence explained soon) and 2. why i'm so lazy that i wont just call fubar to check. oh well. anyways I've been 4channeling and have found wallpapers that either just fit someone perfectly or stuff I know you'll just go wild for, like an awesome Okami wall for fubar or something to laugh at, like the communist care-bear for kendar. Regardless my wallpaper find skills will continue to outstrip Fubar's and I'll make sure to figure out some way to get them to everyone. Oh, and I have dual screens for Terrence too.
Later

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Stumble is a quote list waiting to happen 
Thursday, October 26, 2006, 04:35 PM
Ok, so, I'm stumbling around and I find the site each one of us dreams about: a radio personality using the 'the bible says this is wrong which means I'm right' speech. Normally that'd be annoying as hell, until you get someone who writes them a letter like this (I can't post the whole thing but I'll put up my favorites and end it with the URL).

1. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

3. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

4. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

thats the best of it. if you want to see the rest go to:
Why can't I own a Canadian?

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Quotes, floats, and straightjackets 
Thursday, October 19, 2006, 05:42 AM
Sure, I just added 'floats' to make it sound funny, and for a quick thought of what we could do new year's day until i remembered i'll be out of town. the straightjacket comes next, (and i'm hoping if i do it right, you'll be able to see the pic) with KingLordGuy's One Way Ticket to Being commited, simply beat the record on the pic without leaving your computer or turning the sound down/off.

And of course: Quotes. I've been working on slimming down the list and thought i'd post my favorites, starting with one I thought of a matter of seconds ago:

1. doesn't it annoy you even though you don't notice it when I capitalize 'i' only occasionally and then in the next sentence i don't capitalize 'I'?

2. Our mad whack buttertarts are bling-bling.
3. Why do we keep hitting ourselves in the head with a hammer? Because it feels good when we stop.
4. I will overthrow the government of Ecuador in 76 years.
5. You are weak. When a weakling enters an enemy territory they call that 'suicide.'
6. One of the many reasons summer movies are better than winter movies is because summer movies are mostly sexy girls in next to nothing, while winter movies are mostly ugly people achieving their goals.
7. They are the shape of happiness! Jiggle jiggle, relax-relaxy and whaa whaa!
8. The world needs more static-free girls.
9. You're slower than Steven Hawking on a low battery.
10. Ammo starvation. I'm looking at you, Resident Evil for the Gamecube. I have a gun. LET ME USE IT. Don't pretend your game is "challenging" because you only give me four bullets to kill eight zombie dogs with.
11. "So, yeah, at least Naruto's good." "IT IS!?!?" "Huh? Oh fuck no. I was talking about Clash 2."
12. Here's an anti-toxin. Now the spiders can't poison you, but they might still eat you.

I'll get to the rest in a while. In the meantime i'm going to eagerly anticipate my birthday and my presents, no matter when i think I will get the

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Been a while huh? 
Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 07:39 AM
OK, admittedly I haven't used the site in a while but my blogful incompetence ends HERE! Of course I hope I remember this a week from now. School and work pretty much encompasses my life right now and I refuse to talk about my english class right now, but I can guarantee a rant on that within the week. My current project for the website/Yelsew is organizing and revising our quote list which recently pushed its way past 50 so I'll get that cleaned up and posted soon.

Later.
KingLordGuy Waldo of Yelsew

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