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  • 2008
    • February
      • Tommy Lee Jones is my new Chuck Norris
        02/05/08
        I regret the fact that I haven't reminded you all lately of how awesome both Tommy Lee Jones and Japan are, let alone how amazing they are together. Allow me to remedy that now:

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    • January
      • You don't have to play them to understand
        01/10/08
        Oh God, I lolled hard:

        H.H. The H-game webcomic

        #13 made me cry from laughter.

      • That's Metal
        01/08/08
        Yeah, I know its been a while since I posted in the blog but we all have our lapses yes? Anyways I make up for it now with awesome metalness from a string quartet+drums

        Apocalyptica--Quutamo

  • 2007
    • November
      • Future Nintendo Plotlines
        11/26/07
        Super Mario Galaxy leaves a lot up to interpretation doesn't it?


      • When politicians lobby for our votes...
        11/23/07
        This link is an actual political campaign advertisement for Mike Huckabee, governor of Arkansas. Unbefuckinglievable.

      • All Hope Is Not Lost!
        11/06/07
        So I get back last night from the trip and check out stuff online since I've been gone a few days, and what do I find? It seems that in GameFaqs' Character Battle semi-finals, Dante (Devil May Cry) and Master Chief, were beaten by Snake (no duh) and L-BLOCK!!! Made me glad that the gaming

    • October
      • Hilarious Originallity on YouTube
        10/31/07
        I randomly just found a YouTube mini-series called puppet rapist and despite it's name its incredibly funny, check it out.

      • I Love Ethernet Cable
        10/26/07
        So, I'm convinced my wireless adapter just kind of blew out, which spawns my great love of ethernet cable and the fact that Chris has a crap-load lying around that he's willing to lend me. On a different note, it just truly dawned on me that my dad and I are going to Vegas tomorrow and it

      • Internet
        10/22/07
        It seems my internet has temporarily decided to not be evil so here I am. I was bored so I went to Chris' house and played some Halo 2 when I realized that I've played PC shooters and the like so much that I've lost a comfort zone in playing console games (with the exception of GC). A

      • :::VEGAS RE--UPDATE:::
        10/10/07
        *sigh* So my parents say they ARE on board with the Vegas trip thing but when I said one of the best prices I'd found was Circus Circus at $350 for 2 nights, a big improvement from $650 and up from other places, mother dearest flipped out and said that they won't pay for that. I'm not

      • MAJOR TEMPTATION
        10/02/07
        OH. MY. CHRIST. Vegoose, huge concert thing they hold in Vegas. October 22, exactly a week after my birthday, DAFT PUNK is playing LIVE, along with The Shins, Queens of the Stone Age, Cypress Hill, etc. Rage Against the Machine is there for the Sunday, show...freaking Daft Punk LIVE! A week after my

    • September
      • WOOT WEBSITE IS BACK!!!
        09/26/07
        I hope now we will all realize how much we missed the website and with any luck POST AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. I understand you may be upset by me saying this but Terrence and Kendar seem to only check the site every couple of weeks. Not necessarily a problem as I understand your pressure in school righ

    • August
      • Sexy Awesome Beautiful
        08/04/07
        As the subject suggests, this site is SO awesome it seriously is one of the most amazing things I've seen from modern technology lately. Think of this when you look at the site: the product costs more than a Wii, but the possible application of having it for personal use almost eclipses the des

      • Sweet Jesus FOX is retarded
        08/02/07
        Seriosly, we've all seen them by now. FOX 11, southern California's local station has launched two of the most blasphemous, insanely funny, and overall pointless 'investigation' reports ever. The first of course, attacking Anonymous; a 'cyber-terrorist organization' or

    • July
      • Please don't fool with my heart...
        07/19/07
        ....Holy crap, I just found a bleach game in fire emblem format, will post gif when photobucket stops being a bitch...hope is inefficient when pessimism is much easier to come by, but that would be pretty frickin awesome.

      • More temporary amusement...
        07/12/07
        There. I have a facebook now and I don't know how to do shit...hmmm, myspace all over again huh?

      • Updating Music and Videos
        07/04/07
        Yo. I know its been a while since my last post, but between AX prep, panic mode, and the expo itself, you can understand why I've been away so long (not to mention work). So, I'll fill everyone in on AX in person later, probably over Catan, but for now I have an update on music to download

    • June
      • OMFG looklooklook!!!
        06/12/07
        Fubar, this is mainly for you but it's still massively awesome, and another possible money scheme like the best buy sale, only reversed.

        Check out this screen cap of a forum I was in...



        Now IF this is true, I command you to go get it, because it is an expansion

      • Jesus, that is a God-awful movie
        06/08/07
        Speaking of course about "Ninja in the Claw of the CIA." Crying laughing at how incredibly horrible it was. We must watch all together as Yelsew.

        Also: have you ever really listened to the words in the song 'Freak On A Leash?' This has to be my favorite part: "A d

    • May
      • Underthinking Pranks For Great Epicness!!!
        05/31/07
        Ok, so as I've discussed with some of you, I feel we have a tendency to overthink things when it comes to pranks, like the much too extravagant plot we had for Agtag. Usually the pranks are later broken down to a more manageable plot, therefore increasing the likeliness of an easy success, and

      • EPIC FAILURE
        05/21/07


        So, not sure if you've heard, until further notice, I am declaring Fubar's parents to be instafail. The reason for this being the following. As we all know, we rushed Fubar home today when he got a call from his mom essentially saying it was his fault his dad didn't bring

      • I totally forgot what the fuck I was going to write about so here's this....
        05/13/07
        I really don't know why I put '....' at the end of my subject line. Usually, its meant to entice a reader to get into an article but since we don't really post that often on Yelsew, people read whatever post is new so there's really no point to '....' is there?
      • funny cyber lols
        05/03/07
        Him: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
        Her: Aight.
        Him: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
        Her: I slip out of my pants, just for you,
        Him: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
        Her: Oh, I like to play dress up.
        Him: Me too baby.

      • Title Change-----------------------{IMPORTANT}-----------------------
        05/01/07
        So I've been thinking about Terrence's position on ninjas and pirates for a while and have come to respect his opinion having been a pirate myself in high school (will explain later if you haven't heard that story before). That being said, I'm considering a title change from &quo

    • April
      • Had A Crappy Day At Work/School????
        04/30/07
        So! Had a crappy day at work or school? Try this game out for size. It funny, entertaining, and game-play requires total randomness. Will you be successful with only 5 Minutes To.....

      • DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT
        04/18/07

        OH FUCK NO 'oh crap' Terrence! It took us all that time to get you to go see 299+1 and you LOVED it and it was AWESOME. I ABSOLUTELY DEFY whatever reason you might have for not going on Saturday because this is for Fubar and the shit-for-luck experience he's had involving his pr

      • GUARDIAN SPIRIT FGSFDS!!!
        04/17/07


        Largo is serious stuff guys.

        Disneyland Saturday.

      • I'm doing this because we all suck at follow-through.
        04/02/07
        OK, for the LAST time, we are going to go see 300 this weekend, and for the sake of my sanity and Terrence's health it better still be out. As I stated in the subject line, we suck at following through. I think almost all guys do. SO. On Thursday afternoon, I am going to go to the theater near

    • March
      • FINALLY!!! Its all over!!! ITS ALL OVER!!! Well, almost.
        03/28/07
        My friends, my epic quest is finally over, but unfortunately the accomplishment came with a price. Today, (yesterday if we must split hairs) I checked my myspace, and low and behold I only had 23 friends. Yes, BitchLauren finally deleted me from her page after my TRULY EPIC raid (Terrence, details w

      • RE/B/ORN!!!
        03/26/07
        OMFG guys, go to /b/ RIGHT NOW!!! EPIC STICKY IN PROGRESS!!!


        (edit) epic sticky's over but /b/ got a makeover, check it out

      • This Is Getting Pathetic....UPDATE!!!!
        03/23/07
        THATS IT! Shit is now officially going down! I have devised the biggest raid of my Yelsew career to take place tonight as part of my epic quest to get myself deleted from Lauren's MySpace. It will be swift, vengeful, and fucking hilarious. And I swear to God if this doesn't get me deleted

      • GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I THOUGHT FUBAR WEEK WAS OVER!!!
        03/20/07
        Fuuuuuck, this has been a bad day. I basically get forgotten about and I'm stuck at another branch for 3.5 hours then I get back to my branch and realize that I'm pretty sure I left my phone in the car I took to that branch and spent 3.5 hours not realizing that...if this week doesn'

      • This Is Getting Pathetic...
        03/15/07
        Seriously guys, WHAT THE FUCK? I spammed "EEEEEEEMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOO" on EVERY single pic on Lauren-bitch's myspace, and I get no response and I get no ban. Is it possible that someone is so dedicated to not losing friends on myspace that they'll take this kind of shit for it? W

      • EPIC THOUGHT!!!
        03/12/07
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        So, I was browsing the news paper for other reviews of 300, and was reading the quotes on one of the advertisements when I saw something that piqued my interests. Now we all know that ou

      • THIS POST WILL DEFINE THE WORD 'EPIC'
        03/10/07
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        This is a story about two youths in forbidden love caused by hatred between their families:

        In west Phillidelphi

      • PLEASE GOD PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE!!!!!
        03/07/07
        OMFG....seriously PLEASE!!! this would be fucking AWESOME! abuse of the exclamation point and the caps lock key aside, look at this and agree its totally waranted:
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      • Being an asshole with a mission
        03/07/07
        My most recent plot is to get myself deleted from Lauren's myspace by browsing /b/ then posting a pic with some random obligitory quote spammed with it. With 4chan's help I should be back to 21 friends in no time.

      • RBBS moment of the day (also check other posts)
        03/01/07
        WANT!WANT!WANT!WANT!WANT!WANT!

        TALES OF THE ABYSS (pic was too big for page and it was pissing me off)

        WANT!WANT!WANT!WANT!WANT!WANT!

    • February
      • LOST TRIP?!?!?!
        02/28/07
        I'll elaborate on this later, but for now: thinking of a san marino/south pas. lost night this weekend to commemorate kendar's 16th. Saturday would be best for me, plz respond on what works for you.
        !
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        (update#1) I've asked him and Chris said he might be interested in

      • Quote Of The Week
        02/27/07
        This conversation took place while Fubar and I were chatting Sunday night while eating 'Chipotle' by Best Buy:
        (The present discussion is girl problems)
        Fubar:...Yeah that sucks. Oh yeah, I think I've found the perfect girl.
        KingLordGuy: Really? What kind of batteries d

      • It sucks on other forums but admit it guys...
        02/26/07
        TROLLING ON /b/ IS FUN!!!

      • Poking Fun At Bunny
        02/16/07

        So I've been getting a bunch of emails from bunny about the amtgard website and the fact that it has info and photos and whatnot and decide to have some fairly suicidal fun seeing how my pole-arm needs to be fixed. Maybe I can justify the above email by saying I needed some motivation to

      • Bored, confused, and a little bit akward
        02/02/07
        So I finally got bored of the ball roll .gif clogging up my page and decided to go with a fire-safety PSA. About tomorrow (sunday 2/2/07) I won't be able to play Catan after church, and seeing how Fubar's gone, that basically cancels the game. Sorry about that, but the reason I'm ski

    • January
      • M&M's
        01/19/07
        Don't fuck with my M&M's
        Build Your Own M&M
        bitches

      • hmmm...To try and break my page, or to not try and break my page....
        01/17/07
        Seeing how we are going to revamp the site, granted this being in the semi-distant future, I ask you, fellow Yelsewians, if one, this sentence has too many commas, and two, should I post a gif as an avatar that by all rights should either be rejected by the site for its hugeness or just fuck up my p

      • Naruto as it was meant to be seen
        01/04/07
        Naruto mockers rejoice! This is fucking hilarious!

      • MUST WATCH AFTER WATCHING ABOVE POST!!!
        01/04/07
        watch this one after the first one

      • Feeling Smrt
        01/03/07
        I must be brilliant for staying up this late/early and just now realizing that I have to go into work, where I drive cars all day, today at 8 which basically means precisely before 4:30 PM today I will crash and take an epic nap. good times eh?

  • 2006
    • December
      • Christmas Stuff Part One
        12/26/06
        SO! my family doesnt actually open presents cause my mom's so busy around the holidays and it gives us something to look forward to after vacation. but that doesnt mean we dont open gifts from relatives so to make this quick, the 3 awesome things i got from relatives: 1. $50 at best buy. 2.

    • November
      • OK I'll Admit It...
        11/29/06
        It's true, the purpose of this new icon is to make your eyes bleed, enjoy!

      • DBZ makes a comeback
        11/28/06
        OK, I have to admit I was very apprehensive when I saw kids making the "kamehameha" motion with their hands on the back of the case for DBZ budokai tenkaichi 2 but i am very impressed with the fluidity of the wii remote controls. second purpose of this post is to alert yelsewians of a pos

      • Damn it people are fucking retarded
        11/19/06

        Dammit that is a sexy picture, no offense intended Fubar. With the company of Kendar for 6 hours Saturday night and Fubar 3 hours Sunday morning, I waited a grand total of 15 hours overnight freezing my fucking skin off, to obtain my brand new launch: Nintendo Wii and Twilight Princess. Less

      • Idle threats make for overboard opportunities
        11/08/06
        If you care to read the previous post's comments, one would observe an offhanded threat by fubar, involving me breaking the site's format with my comedic 'abortion' avatar. It went along the lines of "I'd resize but my comp is dead, so you do it before I replace it wit

      • perfect wallpapers
        11/04/06
        OK so i'm not sure of 2 things: 1. whether the e-mail links are up (relevence explained soon) and 2. why i'm so lazy that i wont just call fubar to check. oh well. anyways I've been 4channeling and have found wallpapers that either just fit someone perfectly or stuff I know you�

    • October
      • Stumble is a quote list waiting to happen
        10/26/06
        Ok, so, I'm stumbling around and I find the site each one of us dreams about: a radio personality using the 'the bible says this is wrong which means I'm right' speech. Normally that'd be annoying as hell, until you get someone who writes them a letter like this (I can'

      • Quotes, floats, and straightjackets
        10/19/06
        Sure, I just added 'floats' to make it sound funny, and for a quick thought of what we could do new year's day until i remembered i'll be out of town. the straightjacket comes next, (and i'm hoping if i do it right, you'll be able to see the pic) with KingLordGuy'

      • Been a while huh?
        10/11/06
        OK, admittedly I haven't used the site in a while but my blogful incompetence ends HERE! Of course I hope I remember this a week from now. School and work pretty much encompasses my life right now and I refuse to talk about my english class right now, but I can guarantee a rant on that within

    • August
      • Not knowing what to say in your first entry and typing anyways
        08/21/06
        I've got little to say actually about the site finally being up except a BIG thank you to Fubar to putting all the effort into it, and thus being said I'm going to go off in a completely different direction. The other night myself and my band of loyal kingdom peoples found out that when I