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			<title>Fuck....</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry071130-114954</link>
			<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s 4 in the morning and i have a twelve page paper due in four hours...i have six pages done...fuck my life...]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:49:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>WIN</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry071101-023357</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs" target="_blank" >THE PORTAL END SONG</a><br />It has been found.]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:33:57 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>lol</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry071013-083937</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Fuck.  Every time i take a shit from now on i am gonna wonder how many Courics it weighs...]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:39:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Fucking fuck</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry071012-060530</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok guys, i am posting just to say FUCK YOU.  You guys were like &quot;Hey Dorman, you know what would be a good idea?  USING THE FUCKING WEBSITE&quot; and then i post twice and get a total of two responses...one of them being Wes saying that the post before it was him cause Fubar still hasn&#039;t fixed the name thing.  So, seeing as no-one actually read what i write, or reads it and just doesn&#039;t give a fuck, I am just not gonna use the website at all, k?  Good.  This has been a good little discussion, so, peace...for a long time....fuckers...]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:05:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>NOM NOM NOM</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[NOM NOM NOM<br />----------------------&gt;]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:49:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ok fine, have it your way...</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry071005-041553</link>
			<description><![CDATA[   Ok, you guys have been nagging me to post for a while, and now i will give you the reason why i never post.<br /><br />   When i look around the website and read all your guy&#039;s post&#039;s, is see you all talking about cool stuff you have found, cool games you play, complaining about a bad day, or complaining about parents.  The reason i never post is 1. because never ever get anything cool, 2. because i almost never have a bad day, and 3. because due to the fact that Fubar&#039;s parents are ten times worse than mine and i would feel like an idiot complaining about them.  So, unless you guys wanna hear me complain about my boring life, don&#039;t keep asking me to post.<br /><br />   However, if you guys want a mini-rant about my bitch of a mother, then read this:<br /><br />   Ok, so, a few weeks ago, KLG texted me in the middle of the night while my phone was on vibrate.  I woke up to the noise, but didn&#039;t know what it was, so i fell back asleep.  However, my phone was set to remind every two minutes, so i woke up every like ten minutes wondering what the noise was.  When i finally got up the next morning, i was like &quot;oh shit, that is what the noise was...&quot;  So, i go to school, be bored for a while, come home, and then i start my homework.  I get like two minutes into my hw and then i fall asleep at my desk, which i didnt think was a big deal, but my mom was like &quot;why are you so tired?&quot;  so i told her about the buzzing.  My mother, like the complete BITCH that she is, was like, &quot;omg, that phone is a big problem, you&#039;d better leave it out in the living room at night&quot;  Isn&#039;t her logic just amazing?  I mean, its not like phones have VOLUME CONTROL OR ANYTHING.  Oh no, its not like i could just turn off the volume on my phone so it wouldn&#039;t wake me up at night. *sigh* So, since then, i have had to leave my phone out in the living room and have left it at home when i went to school about four times cause it isn&#039;t in the same place as it always was and then my mother complains about not being able to get a hold of me.  *sigh* that bitch is so fucking stupid it hurts....i hate my parents.<br /><br />   There you go.  Hope you enjoyed my &quot;i hate my parents&quot; post.]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:15:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>OMG</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry070810-075319</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Okay, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw" target="_blank" >this</a> is fucking awesome.]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:53:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>LOL</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry070528-020922</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="javascript:openpopup('http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/kendar227/finishher.gif',800,600,false);"><img src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/kendar227/finishher.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />So, this GIF...epic GIF, or most epic GIF?]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 07:09:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Hate Finals</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry070522-193334</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok, i should be studying for finals, but i&#039;m not going to because i can ace two of them with my eyes shut.  The third is bible.  I don&#039;t really care for bible class right now.  <br />One: cause all it is is teaching me to defend my faith against all the morons out there who try to disprove it.  I say if your too stupid to believe, you deserve to rot in hell, which, btw, is where my parents deserve to go.  <br />Second: God doesn&#039;t do jack shit for me so why should i even try to defend him against stupid people.<br /><br />Also, my parents just might be the dumbest people on earth.  They deserve to rot in hell for being such egomaniacle cockmongling thundercunts who don&#039;t give a fuck about my well being at all.  All they care about is my stupid fucking grades which i couldn&#039;t care less about at the moment.  They don&#039;t care that every time i go to school, i hate them more and more for giving me absolutely NOTHING!  They do not realize that punishing me for doing better in school than 80% of Americans is just gonna make me want to murder them.  I am about to snap, and if they don&#039;t want to die, they had better get their act together soon, because i have planned about sixteen different ways of murdering them that the cops could never trace back to me.  If you find the fact that i want to murder my God damned parents (oh thats right, they&#039;re not just parents anymore, they are God damned parents) disturbing, tough, cause i have had it up to here with them and will not tolerate more of this bullshit.  Btw, Fubar, i will gladly share one of my plans with you if you wish to dispose of <i>your</i> parents soon, cause i&#039;ve had it up to here with <i>your</i> God damned parents as well.<br /><br />P.S. &quot;POTENTIAL&quot; IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.  ]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 00:33:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>TERRENCE!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://kingdomofyelsew.net/kendar/blog/index.php?entry=entry070515-225800</link>
			<description><![CDATA[WHAT THE FUCK TERRENCE!?!?!?!?  I think this is the first time I have honestly wanted to kill you and everyone around me.  Did you seriously say &quot;get a new computer&quot;???  Are you honestly so stupid as to think that i wouldn&#039;t have fucking thought of that myself.  DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK ITS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE?!? I WOULD FUCKING HAVE A NEW COMPUTER RIGHT NOW IF I COULD FUCKING GET ONE YOU FUCKING MORON!!!  AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE TRIES TO CORRECT ME ON GRAMMAR I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF WITH YOUR OWN TEETH, WHICH I WILL HAVE YANKED OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS MOMENTS BEFORE!!!  GOT IT!?!  And as a note to the rest of Yelsew: i reserve rights to punch Terrence full on in the face if he even <i>implies</i> that i said &quot;fuck&quot; too much, and if he tries to retaliate, i reserve the right to tie him up and have him eaten slowly by one dozen starved and angry weasels.  I HAVE EVERY RIGHT IN THE GOD DAMNED FUCKING WORLD TO BE CUSSING LIKE A RAP CD!!!  DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY FUCKING CLEAR?!?!<br /><br />______________________________<br /><br />Edit: AND NINJAS ARE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN FUCKING PIRATES!!! YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO DEDUCE THAT IF YOU HAD EVEN AN OUNCE OF INTELLIGENCE!!!]]></description>
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			<author>Kendar</author>
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 03:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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