Ok, you guys have been nagging me to post for a while, and now i will give you the reason why i never post.

When i look around the website and read all your guy's post's, is see you all talking about cool stuff you have found, cool games you play, complaining about a bad day, or complaining about parents. The reason i never post is 1. because never ever get anything cool, 2. because i almost never have a bad day, and 3. because due to the fact that Fubar's parents are ten times worse than mine and i would feel like an idiot complaining about them. So, unless you guys wanna hear me complain about my boring life, don't keep asking me to post.

However, if you guys want a mini-rant about my bitch of a mother, then read this:

Ok, so, a few weeks ago, KLG texted me in the middle of the night while my phone was on vibrate. I woke up to the noise, but didn't know what it was, so i fell back asleep. However, my phone was set to remind every two minutes, so i woke up every like ten minutes wondering what the noise was. When i finally got up the next morning, i was like "oh shit, that is what the noise was..." So, i go to school, be bored for a while, come home, and then i start my homework. I get like two minutes into my hw and then i fall asleep at my desk, which i didnt think was a big deal, but my mom was like "why are you so tired?" so i told her about the buzzing. My mother, like the complete BITCH that she is, was like, "omg, that phone is a big problem, you'd better leave it out in the living room at night" Isn't her logic just amazing? I mean, its not like phones have VOLUME CONTROL OR ANYTHING. Oh no, its not like i could just turn off the volume on my phone so it wouldn't wake me up at night. *sigh* So, since then, i have had to leave my phone out in the living room and have left it at home when i went to school about four times cause it isn't in the same place as it always was and then my mother complains about not being able to get a hold of me. *sigh* that bitch is so fucking stupid it hurts....i hate my parents.

There you go. Hope you enjoyed my "i hate my parents" post.

Okay, this is fucking awesome.

So, this GIF...epic GIF, or most epic GIF?

Ok, i should be studying for finals, but i'm not going to because i can ace two of them with my eyes shut. The third is bible. I don't really care for bible class right now.
One: cause all it is is teaching me to defend my faith against all the morons out there who try to disprove it. I say if your too stupid to believe, you deserve to rot in hell, which, btw, is where my parents deserve to go.
Second: God doesn't do jack shit for me so why should i even try to defend him against stupid people.

Also, my parents just might be the dumbest people on earth. They deserve to rot in hell for being such egomaniacle cockmongling thundercunts who don't give a fuck about my well being at all. All they care about is my stupid fucking grades which i couldn't care less about at the moment. They don't care that every time i go to school, i hate them more and more for giving me absolutely NOTHING! They do not realize that punishing me for doing better in school than 80% of Americans is just gonna make me want to murder them. I am about to snap, and if they don't want to die, they had better get their act together soon, because i have planned about sixteen different ways of murdering them that the cops could never trace back to me. If you find the fact that i want to murder my God damned parents (oh thats right, they're not just parents anymore, they are God damned parents) disturbing, tough, cause i have had it up to here with them and will not tolerate more of this bullshit. Btw, Fubar, i will gladly share one of my plans with you if you wish to dispose of your parents soon, cause i've had it up to here with your God damned parents as well.

P.S. "POTENTIAL" IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

WHAT THE FUCK TERRENCE!?!?!?!? I think this is the first time I have honestly wanted to kill you and everyone around me. Did you seriously say "get a new computer"??? Are you honestly so stupid as to think that i wouldn't have fucking thought of that myself. DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK ITS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE?!? I WOULD FUCKING HAVE A NEW COMPUTER RIGHT NOW IF I COULD FUCKING GET ONE YOU FUCKING MORON!!! AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE TRIES TO CORRECT ME ON GRAMMAR I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND RIP YOUR BALLS OFF WITH YOUR OWN TEETH, WHICH I WILL HAVE YANKED OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS MOMENTS BEFORE!!! GOT IT!?! And as a note to the rest of Yelsew: i reserve rights to punch Terrence full on in the face if he even implies that i said "fuck" too much, and if he tries to retaliate, i reserve the right to tie him up and have him eaten slowly by one dozen starved and angry weasels. I HAVE EVERY RIGHT IN THE GOD DAMNED FUCKING WORLD TO BE CUSSING LIKE A RAP CD!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY FUCKING CLEAR?!?!

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Edit: AND NINJAS ARE TEN TIMES BETTER THAN FUCKING PIRATES!!! YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO DEDUCE THAT IF YOU HAD EVEN AN OUNCE OF INTELLIGENCE!!!